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Wartoise "On Air"
In the days before water based pirate radio stations such as Radio Caroline, Wartoise dabbled in a little unlicensed radio broadcasting. Despite installing the tallest thermionic valve he could find he still had trouble reaching listeners more than a few yards, so stood on tippy toes to increase his reach. The initial flurry of listeners soon dwindled due to the limited playlist of quite literally one track - A Summer Place by Percy Faith. Alright? Not half!
One off Custom Wartoise figure with radio valve, LED with micro switch and top hat tuning knobs. |
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Aw bugger, a facehuggerSome nasty Alien laid an egg on Wartoise while he was hibernating. The consequences were predictable!
One off customised Wartoise. £45 + P&P |
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Goodness GraciousGreat balls of fire!
Translucent resin figure, overpainted in acrylic with flame effect flickering LED light inside the carapace. Battery case and switch on the bottom of the figure. Very short video of the effect here: http://instagram.com/p/fwxCcmCfaa/ £40 + P&P |
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Wartoise #9 - Egg CupAn English man's all time favourite breakfast of all time is a lovely soft boiled egg, with toasted soldier to dip in it. But .... don't you just hate it when the toast dives in an spills egg yolk down the sides?!
Wartoise resin figure customised with polymer clay and acrylic paint. |
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Wartoise #7 and #8Wartoise #7 – on the 7th day
And on the 7th day Wartoise rested. He put on is comfy tortoise shell and settled down with his pipe and slippers for a quiet afternoon in front of a black and white film, and maybe a cheeky nap. Wartoise #8 – copper carapace Forged in the same foundry as Bronze Age Reluctant Pawn Copper Carapace is rather showing his centuries of age on his oxidised shell Acrylic hand painted Wartoise figure |
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I Am IrontoiseIrontoise is injured by a booby trap and captured by the enemy, who then orders him to design weapons. His injuries are dire and shrapnel is moving towards his heart. His fellow prisoner constructs a power cell to keep the shrapnel from reaching Irontoise's heart, keeping him alive. In secret they use the workshop to design and construct a suit of, crudely welded together from iron plates, with a magnetically attached gun turret hiding the glowing power cell.
Resin figure with polymer clay, Warhammer 40k weaponry and LED glowing chest plate underneath the magnetic gun turret. painted to a gunmetal finish in acrylic. |
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Fully LoadedNow he means business. Wartoise caught a lift with Dr Who to the year 40,000 where he made a deal with a band of space marines, bringing some serious ordinance back home with him.
Resin figure with Warhammer 40k weaponry, painted to a gunmetal finish in acrylic. |
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The Bee TeamIn 1972 a crack commando team of soldier Bees broke free from a high security stockade to become soldiers of fortune in the Los Angeles underground.
Wartoise thought he’d found and recruited them, unfortunately they were just ordinary honey bees, who took quite a shine to his hive like carapace. Now he has a problem, he can’t seem to shake off ……. The Bee Team. |
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Pumpkin WartoiseIn deepest West Sussex during the middle ages, the Pumpkin Wartoise roamed from village to village each Autumn spreading Halloween cheer. His journey starting in Storrington - he's managed to make it as far as Pease Pottage.
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Full Metal JacketHe doesn't pose too much threat to the enemy, the battle is usually over by the time he arrives ready to explode, so he just wanders off ready to fight another day.
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